I mean, I guess I get that whole “baby fever” thing now. Because, sweet moses, I am just like I WANT ONE I WANT ONE all the time now. All the time.
THIS IS WHY I NEED A PET BECAUSE AFFECTION.
I DON’T KNOW MAYBE I’M HORMONAL. CAN’T WE GET PMS PAID DAYS OFF—THAT WOULD BE A GOD DAMN MIRACLE.
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
I cannot handle the Internet sometimes.
(Source: boywhocriedwerewolf, via totallyaddie)
ow3n:
My Neck, My Back - Swing Version
OH MY FUCKING GOD
