I mean, I guess I get that whole “baby fever” thing now. Because, sweet moses, I am just like I WANT ONE I WANT ONE all the time now. All the time.
THIS IS WHY I NEED A PET BECAUSE AFFECTION.
I DON’T KNOW MAYBE I’M HORMONAL. CAN’T WE GET PMS PAID DAYS OFF—THAT WOULD BE A GOD DAMN MIRACLE.