Whenever I come back from the grocery store. #this is me 

#it really isn't fair but hey what're ya gonna do  #louis ck  #this is me 

#and i'm drinking more  #and i'm all kinds of self-destructive again  #this is me  #this has been an update 

Watching Mad Men with my sister

Me:	The crack in the glass signifies the breaking of the facade. The shattering of the illusion, both of Don's current life, and his hidden past. No matter how well the glass is glued together, the crack is still visible.
My sister:	He's just drinking vodka in a cracked glass.
Me:	Betty Draper is the personification of The Feminine Mystique whereas Bert Cooper is the principles of Atlas Shrugged in practice.
My sister:	They're just characters. Betty is pretty, Bert is intense.
Me:	The ocean washing over Don while his eyes are shut are symbolic of a baptism, a new start.
My sister:	He's enjoying the damn ocean.
Me:	Pete's gun is a symbol of his inferiority complex and his repress--
My sister:	Shut the fuck up and watch like a normal person.

#oh my god  #this is me  #don't get in a conversation with me about mad men  #it'll just be embarrassing  #mad men