MY THROAT HURTS
AND MY EARS HURT
AND MY HEAD HURTS
AND I CAN’T REALLY BREATHE
AND SO HELP ME GOD IF I AM SICK ON THURSDAY AND MISS THE LINDY GROOVE DANCE, I. WILL. JUST. LOSE. IT.



I HAVE WRITER’S BLOCK.
YOU CAN ONLY WRITE ABOUT SEX SO MANY TIMES.
IS THIS CHEATING? IS THAT CHEATING? YEAH, WELL, THAT’S JUST LIKE, YOUR OPINION, MAN.
TIME TO DRINK.
AHHHHHHHHH.