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Where’s your novel

Every time I go home to visit family, my mother nags me about writing a novel. She’s obsessed with this little blurb of a thing I wrote my freshman year of college about a briefcase. It was for a grammar class. She wants me to make it into a novel, somehow become the next Stephen King, and then buy her a nice house on a hill, etc. etc. etc.  

My sisters think I should try to publish the children’s book I wrote for class a couple years ago. It’s titled “Leroy the Scuba Diving Elephant.” It needs illustrations. 

— 3 months ago with 1 note
  1. totallyaddie said: I personally think you should publish a one-page book - “The Whale Funeral” - and watch the money come rolling in. Bestseller. I am sure of it.
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