Brad and Angelina
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I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
"The brilliant new comic Manfeels Park, created by two women based in Scotland, pairs scenes from Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice with actual anti-feminist, mansplaining comments on the interwebs."
H’oh snap, let me tell you about those salted chocolate shortbread cookies (http://www.butterwithasideofbread.com/2013/12/salted-chocolate-shortbread-cookies.html). I think I got the recipe from this blog, actually, and they were the most delicious things I have ever put in my mouth. These cookies actually inspired an intense shortbread phase I had that almost spiraled out of control. These cookies are the BEST. The next time I make them (which might be today after I check my pantry), I’ll probably leave the salt off the top, though— but only because I’m trying to watch my salt intake :)
Mr. Camp Hollywood. God bless.